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   | "Well  hello there," said David. "Hello" I said. "I'm David"  he said with his muscular voice. "I heard you were an awesome play" I  said. "Come here" he said. "I'm gonna use you". He threw me  up in the air and wacked me really hard. He weighs 243 pounds. No wonder he  hits so hard. He hits me as hard as a tractor trailer truck. And I go soaring  through the air over 300 miles per hour! I went so high in the sky that when I  looked back down David Ortiz looked like an ant! |